We weren't worried about the Tornado Sirens, we sat in the garage and cheered at the lightning strikes
Did we have a nice little play date with our girlfriends?? Nope, we went out and learned how to drive Auntie K and Uncle E's Boat.
Were we worried about when we were going to eat lunch?? Absolutely not, Cheetos and Capri Suns sound pretty good to us.
Did we have to go to the bathroom right before we got on to the boat??? You guessed right, no!!!! We learned how to pee for distance off the side of the boat. Picture omitted for obvious reasons.
What time is it?? Do we need to get home, have dinner, take a bath, and get to bed???? Instead lets play in the sand outside the local watering hole and listent the soothing sounds of the Bob Marley and the Whalers cover band do the best rendition of "I Shot the Sheriff"
Here is a quick synopsis of our breakfasts, lunches, and dinners.
Cinnamon rolls, donuts, bacon, sausage, and hashbrowns.
Cheesesteaks, Macaroni and cheese, ramen noodles, hot dogs, and chicken fingers
4 meat pizza(pepperoni, sausage, canadien bacon, and ground beef), Leftover mac n' cheese, ramen noodles again.
You might be asking yourself, were there any of the other food groups involved with these meals?? NOT REALLY, and we are fine with that.
And just think, we have 1 more day until Mom gets home!!!
I must say the best part of the weekend so far, was hearing right before bed, both boys say>>>
"Daddy, does mommy come home tomorrow? We miss her, we want to take her to the "fighting jet museum" and I think she would like to drive the boat too!!!!
Love you, Mom.
And by the way, we wathced a lot of Thunder Cats this weekend.
9 comments:
Best. Guest Post. Ever.
Nice work, Andy - on the writing and the fathering skills. My boys are jealous. Well done.
This is hilarious and awesome. Kudos Andy for making the most of the Mommy break. I can assure you she was making the most of it, too. :)
I know the boys had an amazing time with you! Even though I cringed at a few of those descriptions, I couldn't ask for a better husband or father to my children. I love you Stinky Daddy!
That is hilarious!!! Sounds like a perfect boys weekend!
This is the funniest post! I'm glad the boys had so much fun with Daddy.
Such a fun day - such lucky boys! Sounds like a lot of fun. :)
OMG, this is hilarious. Looks like they had fun while you were having fun! Hey guys, thanks for sharing your mommy with us for a few days! I bet you are glad to have her back :)
This. is. HYSTERICAL!!!! I love that Andy did a post! I also love hearing about the interesting menu choices while you were away, but my favorite part is hearing how they all wanted you back home. So sweet.
I *adore* this post... so many great things happened while Mom was away!
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